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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:25 am

Grilling The Mrs.
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She says nothing and ignores the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill. Then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Sat Nov 17, 2007 5:11 am

HAHA,i know that joke i heard it back here in greece.Nice one hanni...
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Sat Nov 17, 2007 7:45 pm

[url=%5BURL=http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif%5B/IMG%5D%5B/URL%5D][/url] see this......u may remind jen's team running to escape our sniping force......jumping from the roofs but with air sniping strike we end them...hihihihi
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Wed Nov 21, 2007 6:48 am

Aaaaa ... he is one year older and still shy ...

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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:34 am

how adorable
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:51 am

omg histery
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:30 am

Especially for Crissy Wink

Runaway Fugitives
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops, when they decide to hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags.

The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it, she says "meow," and the cop confirms that it is just a cat.

The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it and she says "woof." The cop says that it is just a dog.

The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it, and she says in her sweetest voice, "POTATO." Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:07 am

this is funny!!!!

DZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:44 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA THANKS HANNY HAHAHAHA i like much!!! great !!! histery histery histery very good kiss2 kiss2 kiss2
And dezee you put more videos i cannot stop laught ahhaha very good hahahaaha esquelet jump "Silence i kill you" hahahahaha histery long live Achmed( ag ag ag ag ag !!!!!) hahahaha
Thanks Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed stinky
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:35 am

Really Good one Dezee Very Happy loved it Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Tue Dec 04, 2007 1:14 pm

a other one....good part in it for the married people under us....LOL

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXOg23pGeA&feature=related
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:02 pm

cheer hihihihi i almaost peed in my pants hihihihi those two are greeeat jump
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 12:39 am

Auuuuw grumpy

http://www.clipjunkie.com/Europe-is-a-Country-vid2352.html

why do i always get mails like this?
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:39 am

mannnnnnnnnnn.....that is one stupid lady....jeezzzzzzzzzz. Twisted Evil

and its not because she is blond....LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:40 am

ok here we go.......think good!!!!!!

in a bus are 7 girls
each girl has 7 bagpacks with them
in each bagpack are 7 cats with each 7 kittens
each cat has 4 paws
paws count as legs too

how many legs are there on the bus?????

good luck!! Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:54 am

affraid my brain will cook ...

Answer 1:
kittens feet: 9604
cats: 1372
girls: 14
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all together: 10990

Answer 2:
kittens feet: 9604
cats: 1372
girls: 14
busdriver: 2
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all together: 10992

thaaaats a looooot of leeeegs ... is that right?
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:22 am

damn...your good girl.......first answer is good!!!!

biggg kisss for that.

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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:10 am

Suspect Ok i got one question too ..... who is driving the bus?
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:51 am

I was expecting something like:
"A bus has wheels, not legs"
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:00 am

histery you are right Jen ... i think i was overthinking this one Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:10 am

nobody is driving the bus......that is not in the quistion...LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:12 am

Dezee those videos are great lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Thu Dec 06, 2007 10:26 am

oh my goodness... Maja, I just watched your video.. I wonder if this girl was awake for any portion of school, or if she was just home taught to look pretty and keep her mouth shut.. Rolling Eyes WOW!
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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:39 am

scared scared Compilation scares affraid affraid




The second is much better histery histery



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PostSubject: Re: Topic for Funny stuff   Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:48 am

another one from Jeff Dunham Very Happy

this guy is unbeliveble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZjMgbRUsZM&feature=related

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