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PostSubject: For the blondies ;-)   For the blondies ;-) Icon_minitimeSat Feb 02, 2008 2:27 am

Engine Trouble
Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to Phoenix, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry, we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another hour. But don't worry, we still have one engine left."

Sherry, a young blonde passenger turned to the man in the next seat and sighed, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"
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PostSubject: Re: For the blondies ;-)   For the blondies ;-) Icon_minitimeSat Feb 02, 2008 2:30 am

hahahaha....great.

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PostSubject: Re: For the blondies ;-)   For the blondies ;-) Icon_minitimeSat Feb 02, 2008 6:37 am

Awesome! histery
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PostSubject: Re: For the blondies ;-)   For the blondies ;-) Icon_minitimeSat Feb 02, 2008 6:53 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: For the blondies ;-)   For the blondies ;-) Icon_minitimeSat Feb 02, 2008 11:54 am

hihihihi lol!


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PostSubject: Re: For the blondies ;-)   For the blondies ;-) Icon_minitimeWed Feb 27, 2008 7:28 pm

hiihihihihihiih
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PostSubject: Re: For the blondies ;-)   For the blondies ;-) Icon_minitimeSat Mar 01, 2008 10:10 pm

Blonde Burglary
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!"
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PostSubject: Re: For the blondies ;-)   For the blondies ;-) Icon_minitimeSat Mar 01, 2008 11:44 pm

hahahahah
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histery histery histery

it was great
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PostSubject: Re: For the blondies ;-)   For the blondies ;-) Icon_minitimeTue Apr 01, 2008 7:54 am

Found some funny blonde jokes Laughing

The time
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

Overweight blonde
An overweight blonde went to see her doctor for some advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as 20 pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor's advice and after 30 days she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the whole 20 pounds.

She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home now that I’m 300 miles away?"

Blonde hunters
Two blonde hunters were dragging a deer back to their truck when another hunter happened by. "I don't want to tell you what to do," he said, "but it’s easier if you drag the deer the other way so the antlers don't dig into the ground."

After the hunter left, the two decided to try it his way. After a while, one said to the other, "Man that guy was right. This is easier.”

"Yeah," the other replied, "but we keep getting further and further away from the truck."
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PostSubject: Re: For the blondies ;-)   For the blondies ;-) Icon_minitimeThu Apr 24, 2008 5:25 pm

Very good engine trouble joke,made me chuckle. Razz
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