Topic for Funny stuff

Grilling The Mrs.
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed.

So the man says to his wife, "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill." She says nothing and ignores the remark.

A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill. Then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well.

Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

HAHA,i know that joke i heard it back here in greece.Nice one hanni...

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Aaaaa ... he is one year older and still shy ...

how adorable

omg

Especially for Crissy

Runaway Fugitives
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops, when they decide to hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags.

The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it, she says "meow," and the cop confirms that it is just a cat.

The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it and she says "woof." The cop says that it is just a dog.

The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it, and she says in her sweetest voice, "POTATO."

this is funny!!!!

DZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHA THANKS HANNY HAHAHAHA i like much!!! great !!! very good
And dezee you put more videos i cannot stop laught ahhaha very good hahahaaha esquelet "Silence i kill you" hahahahaha long live Achmed( ag ag ag ag ag !!!!!) hahahaha
Thanks

Really Good one Dezee loved it

Greetz
Snake

a other one....good part in it for the married people under us....LOL

DZ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXOg23pGeA&feature=related

hihihihi i almaost peed in my pants hihihihi those two are greeeat

Auuuuw

http://www.clipjunkie.com/Europe-is-a-Country-vid2352.html

why do i always get mails like this?

mannnnnnnnnnn.....that is one stupid lady....jeezzzzzzzzzz.

and its not because she is blond....LOL

DZ

ok here we go.......think good!!!!!!

in a bus are 7 girls
each girl has 7 bagpacks with them
in each bagpack are 7 cats with each 7 kittens
each cat has 4 paws
paws count as legs too

how many legs are there on the bus?????

good luck!!

my brain will cook ...

Answer 1:
kittens feet: 9604
cats: 1372
girls: 14
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all together: 10990

Answer 2:
kittens feet: 9604
cats: 1372
girls: 14
busdriver: 2
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all together: 10992

thaaaats a looooot of leeeegs ... is that right?

damn...your good girl.......first answer is good!!!!

biggg kisss for that.

DZ

Ok i got one question too ..... who is driving the bus?

I was expecting something like:
"A bus has wheels, not legs"

you are right Jen ... i think i was overthinking this one

nobody is driving the bus......that is not in the quistion...LOL

DZ

Dezee those videos are great

oh my goodness... Maja, I just watched your video.. I wonder if this girl was awake for any portion of school, or if she was just home taught to look pretty and keep her mouth shut.. WOW!

Compilation scares




The second is much better



Kisses Cris

another one from Jeff Dunham

this guy is unbeliveble

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZjMgbRUsZM&feature=related